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Blog of 'Destiny-Shiva' (ffnet, LJ, Deviantart). If you know who that is ._.''

Omnomnom

Dairy-Free Rocky Road.

It’s the first time I’ve tried non-dairy+non-soya chocolate. All I can say is that it passes. It’s not particularly good but it does the job. It’s a little bit like cheap dark chocolate.

It works as a general treat, yes indeedy.

Destiny + Tenkuno’s Adventure in England

For those who are interested, I met Nikki aka Tenkuno - my RP buddy and also Fanfiction writer (we write Chasing Shadows together, as well as other fics like ‘Dark Knight and the Brit Wonder’, ‘Real Gone’, and ‘Where the Wild Things Are’; she’s Alfred and I’m Arthur, generally) - yesterday morning for the first time in the flesh.

She’s from America and I’m in England, obviously xD. Poor thing had the longest flight ever and still managed to walk around for another seven or something hours with us as we showed her around… aha.

My parents (stepdad particularly) were really anxious, but everything went just as/better than expected. Goes to show that not all meetings from overseas are horror movies.

Feels so weird to know that she’s in the same continent as me for the first time. C:

(Bring on tomorrow).

[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

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gosangoku:

ramblingsofarose:

A Fine Frenzy - Almost Lover

I never want to see you unhappy
I thought you’d want the same for me

Goodbye, my almost lover
Goodbye, my hopeless dream
I’m trying not to think about you
Can’t you just let me be?

So long, my luckless romance
My back is turned on you
I should’ve known you’d bring me heartache
Almost lovers always do…

(Adore this song. Wrote a songfic for it, aha).

nepeta: wigglyrosebrows: dorothy-cotton: dontkillchic: ca2mgfe5si8o22oh2: justamus: Maps, with every name translated, back through the local tongue, into English. Suddenly both poetic and prosaic, at once. this is fantastic. I love how it’s mostly all different and then NEWCASTLE Newcastle: land where there is  a new castle boob hill >Blackpool >Muddypool im dead I hail from Bear Guard Home. And Mouth of the Plum River.

nepeta:

wigglyrosebrows:

dorothy-cotton:

dontkillchic:

ca2mgfe5si8o22oh2:

justamus:

Maps, with every name translated, back through the local tongue, into English.

Suddenly both poetic and prosaic, at once.

this is fantastic.

I love how it’s mostly all different and then NEWCASTLE

Newcastle: land where there is  a new castle

boob hill

>Blackpool

>Muddypool

im dead

I hail from Bear Guard Home. And Mouth of the Plum River.

mummylovekirkland asked: So... it took me a while to finally get the nerve to send this. Ahem. Anyways, hi! I was just sending you an ask to tell you just how /amazing/ your fanfictions are. >w< Because, really, you're my idol of writing and my favorite fanfiction author. I even wrote about you about 6 times in the AN of several of my fanfictions. If that's erm... not creepy. I just wanted to make sure you knew just how spectacular you are~

I’m not sure what to say, other than… ‘really? You are talking about me, right? Destiny-Shiva? The one that does England fics and basically nothing else, because I am a total failure and should be disappointed in  oneself?’

If so, I’m really flattered and this made me more happy than you would believe - though I don’t really think I deserve that much of your praise xD. It’s still lovely to hear it though <3.

Do you have a favourite? I’d love to know which one it is c: - and don’t worry m’dear I’m pretty open to responding to people xD, so you’re welcome to send messages and such (I’m-pretty-happy-that-you-did).

Uh, look at me gush. I’m sorry.

Thank you very much ;w;. 

konata-the-espeon asked: Hello, so I saw your recent post about FanFiction. c: I think I've seen you before. But yeah, one of my friend's accounts was banned, and although nothing's happened to my account yet, I've taken down all my M-rated fics. I understand how much reviews are worth... in fact, I do believe you've reviewed one of my fics before, Why Can't We Not Be Sober. :3 Well, what I did was copy all my reviews and paste them into a Word document. Try that!

Ah! Thank you very much. And yes, I think I remember the one :’3. I just think it’s a shame for so many people to suddenly lose their work, and all the appreciation they’ve built up over time for what they’ve done. It’s really unfortunate.

I'm sorry I had to.

  • [We're grown ups and are allowed in grown up shops. Warning for NSFWness].
  • Zoe: The vibrators in ann summers had rabbits. And the rabbits actually had faces on and arms and legs.
  • Zoe: That freaks me out.
  • Zoe: I don't want a sex toy with a rabbit with a FACE on it.
  • Fay: .......
  • Zoe: Fay
  • Zoe: It rotated.
  • Zoe: NO MAN CAN ROTATE.
  • Leanne: The little things inside...
  • Leanne: It moved like a dancing hula girl.
  • Zoe: YOU COULD SEE HOW IT WORKED.
  • Zoe: THEY HAD BALL BEARINGS INSIDE.
  • Zoe: I WAS LIKE
  • Zoe: FUCK ME THIS IS INTRICATE.
  • Zoe: FUCK ME OHHHH JMY FUCKING NEGOIRGHOIHOHO IT HAS A RABBIT FACE.
  • Zoe: NO/
  • Zoe: NO I DEFY YOU TO CEASE

FFnet bollocks

So I was pleasantly informed that, apparently, FFnet is taking down M-rated fanfiction? Can anyone super-duper confirm that this is true?

(I did have one of my stories taken down because I had the word ‘fucked’ in the summary. Which I agree, I probably shouldn’t have done. But that does suggest to me that they’re really beginning to crack down on things).

So this begs a question…

I’m mainly M-rated for fanfics. Where should I go to post them?

I have DA and I have this here tumblr. I have an LJ too, but my LJ is vastly ignored. Is there other good websites to go on that anyone suggests? Anything at all?

I don’t want my hard work to just disappear and count nothing anymore (plus, all those reviews. All those beautiful, beautiful words of people who read things I did and liked it. Those beautiful people).

ASDFUUJDEGFORgltlhjm

My dear Nikki (Tenkuno for those who read our fanfics) is travelling to England now!! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh…!

I’m anxious/nervous but at the same time excited.

[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]
The Rasmus

—The Rasmus - THE FIGHT

Totally the best song ever in my books. Been my favourite song for perhaps, three years now? Wow, a long time. It has one of the sheer sexiest climaxes for a song I’ve heard, and it’s all around satisfying. It’s under-appreciated in my opinion. Also, for USUK fans, it totally could conform to the rev. war. Just saying.

THE FIGHT

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh…

Everything is still and calm, in the dead of night, right before the fight.

Clouds are gathering for the storm. Destiny decides who will live or die.

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I’ve been waiting for this moment, it’s time for the battle.

Even if I never make it, take me home.

I will never get my story carved in stone.

But I will rise again.

The fight is to the end.

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Pounding on the drums of war turns your tears to mud, rivers turn to blood.

If you live to see another day, take another breath. Make it life or death.

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[Chorus]

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Give me strength to carry on, till my life is done.

Oh, oh, oh, oh… oh, oh, oh, oh…

Everybody wants the glory…

But you better remember

The fight is to the end.

THE FIGHT IS TO…

THE END.